This recently came in an email from babycenter.com .… sooo true and hilarious.
If only you’d known you were going to trade…
• Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping
• Lacy thongs for cotton tents
• Sex for gas
• Zinfandel for Ovaltine
• Birth control for laxatives
• Going to the gym for getting up to pee
• Your waist for a hot-air balloon
• Kickboxing for kick counts
• Your innie for an outie — a way-outie
• Sleeping for groaning
• Freedom for the most intense love you’ve ever known
The other night I woke up and my DH was laughing. He told me that I now make so much noise when I’m sleeping, it scares him (but apparently causes him to laugh too). Haha. - I won’t comment on the rest of the points up there, but really, they’re true.
And.… water for wine.
Ohh how I miss it so.….
My man says the same re: the noises whilst Im sleeping!
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Ain’t that the truth!! Cute list
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