This was in my weekly email from babycenter.com and it made me laugh:
Let’s Pretend.…
• At your baby shower, pretend you understand how the diaper disposal system works.
• When installing your car seat, pretend your partner doesn’t seem like an extra from The Planet of the Apes.
• Pretend it was the dog who farted.
• Pretend that onion rings are part of the “best-baby” diet.
• Pretend your prenatal vitamin is buried at the bottom of the ice cream container.
I love them all! Here are my own: Let’s also pretend…
*Hip pain means an EASY labor
*Gaining 2 lb a week instead of the suggested 1 lb means my baby is extra healthy
*My friends nicknamed the baby “Bacon” but they won’t actually call him that 
*These last 8 weeks will FLY by
*I waddle for fun… it’s the preggo’s way of shakin that ass
*Changing diapers, picking boogers and cleaning pee off the wall is FUN!
Anything to add???
hahaha he is SO going to love his nickname! bacon bacon bacon
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