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Trying to conceive? Here's what you'll be trading.

This recently came in an email from babycenter​.com .… sooo true and hilarious.

If only you’d known you were going to trade… • Monthly PMS for nine months of weeping • Lacy thongs for cotton tents • Sex for gas • Zinfandel for Ovaltine • Birth control for laxatives • Going to the gym for getting up to pee • Your waist for a hot-air balloon • Kickboxing for kick counts • Your innie for an outie — a way-outie • Sleeping for groaning • Freedom for the most

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October 5th, 2009 | Tags: , | Category: Em&Steve, General Baby Info, Jokes | Leave a comment!

Wordless Wednesday: nesting what?

sooooo true. i’m exhaused all the time (but never too much to eat ice cream)!

September 30th, 2009 | Category: Jokes | Leave a comment!

Pregnancy is fun.. wait, what?

Some jokes, contributed by Grandpa Dickey

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move ? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college

Q: Does pregnancy affect a woman’s memory ? A: Most of the ladies I asked don’t remember Q: My breasts, rear end & even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy ? A: Yes, your bladder Q: Ever since I’ve

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June 29th, 2009 | Tags: | Category: Jokes | Leave a comment!

Why I Think It's a Girl

All along I have thought this baby was a boy. After hearing the heartbeat, I was convinced… even the Chinese Calendar and multiple facebook quizzes said “boy.”

Steve has always thought this baby is a girl.

Over the weekend, I read in my bible (What to Expect When You’re Expecting) a few interesting points about determining the sex.

*It’s more likely to be a BOY if you find yourself eating like a teenage boy = constant trips to

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June 22nd, 2009 | Tags: , , | Category: General, Jokes | Leave a comment!

Party Time!

I’m heading home this weekend (on Thursday) for Joanna’s bridal shower on Friday and her bachelorette party Saturday-Sunday. This includes a trip to Chicago, pole dancing lessons, limo and bars well into the night. Don’t worry, I’m sure there will be at least one picture taken of preggo on a pole. (Congrats to Joanna! Wedding June 27th!)

And thank goodness I got that book of Pregnancy Tips from Jacalyn to remind me how to behave this weekend:

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June 8th, 2009 | Tags: , | Category: Friends, Jokes | Leave a comment!
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